Warhammer Privacy Policy

(Because Lawyers Make Us Have One)

Last Updated: January 26, 2025

(Yes, we actually update this thing)

Look, we take your privacy seriously, even if we don't take ourselves seriously. Here's how we handle your information, explained in human language:

What We Collect (The Basics):

• Name (we need to know what to call you)

• Email (for sending you tracking numbers and occasional blade wisdom)

• Phone number (in case we need to ask "did you really mean to order that many teas?")

• Address (because telepathic shipping isn't a thing yet)

• Payment info (don't worry, we don't see your actual card numbers)

How We Use It (The Important Part):

• Process your orders (obviously)

• Ship your items (also obvious)

• Send order updates (because waiting is annoying)

• Contact you about your order (if something looks questionable)

• Send you marketing stuff (but only if you say it's okay)

What We DON'T Do:

• Sell your data (we're blade smiths, not data brokers)

• Share your info with sketchy third parties

• Store your payment details (we're not that brave)

• Track your tea drinking habits (tempting, but no)

Security (Because We're Not Amateurs):

We use industry-standard security measures to protect your data. Think of it like a really good knife sheath - keeps the important stuff safe and secure.

Cookies (The Digital Kind, Not The Snack):

Yes, we use cookies. No, not the kind you can dunk in tea. These help our site work properly and remember your preferences.

Your Rights (Because You Have Them):

• Ask what data we have about you

• Update your information

• Opt out of marketing

• Request data deletion

• Question our tea recommendations (but why would you?)

Changes to This Policy:

We might update this policy occasionally. We'll let you know if we do anything major, but probably not if we just fix a typo.

Questions? Contact Us!

If you have questions about this policy or how we handle your data, contact us. We promise to answer in plain English, not legalese.

[Small Print: This policy is legally binding, but we tried to make it readable. If you're a lawyer, yes, we have a more formal version available upon request.]