Want to Join Our Writing Rebellion?

Think you can match our questionably caffeinated writing style? We're always looking for fellow blade enthusiasts, tea philosophers, and armor aficionados who can string words together without injuring the English language.

If you've got blade wisdom, tea insights, or armor expertise burning a hole in your brain (metaphorically, we hope), and you can maintain our "maybe we think about this too much" tone, here's how to pitch us:

How to Submit (yes, there's a process):

1. In a moment you'll need to head to our Contact Page

2. Fill out the super easy free form: "First Name, Last Name, Your Email, and Your Phone Number."

3. Select the box that says: "Join the Blogging Team"

4. In the Message Section, include in your article by pasting it in:

• Word count (minimum 1,500-2,000 words, but can be more if you like, we're thorough here)

Requirements (because apparently, we need those):

Topics we accept:

Knives, Knife, Sword, Blade related topics, Bee Keeping, Survival Tips, Self-Sustainability, Armor, Satire of approved topics, History of approved topics. We also hope you can write anything about medicinal herbs, teas, herbal blends, and tisanes. Gardening, self-protection, camping, hunting... are all good. We think you get who we are and what we are looking for... we don't want to micromanage. Have fun with this. Keep it loose.

• Original content that hasn't been published elsewhere. We mean that...

• Actually, know what you're talking about (revolutionary concept, we know)

• Match our tone as closely as possible (sarcasm is a bonus skill)

• Include relevant images that you actually have rights to use (we reserve the right to edit or Exhange images when appropriate.

[Small Print: By reaching out, you acknowledge that excessive pun usage may be encouraged, and your name will be forever associated with your words.]

If you'd like to ask questions before submitting anything just sent us your questions, comments, concerns, or funny dance moves from the same Contact Page