About Us (The Plot Thickens)

Well, you've wandered into our origin story. Settle in - it's a tale of obsession with sharp objects and leaf water.

In the heart of Texas, where the sun bakes everything into submission, we're crafting blades that would make your ancestors proud (and possibly a bit concerned). Warhammer Blades isn't just another knife shop - it's what happens when perfectionism meets metallurgy in a questionably caffeinated environment.

Our founder started this journey with a simple idea: create heirloom-quality knives that combine traditional craftsmanship with materials so exotic they need their own passport. Somewhere along the way, we also got unreasonably excited about tea. Don't ask - we're still trying to explain that plot twist ourselves.

What Makes Us Different:

• Every blade is handcrafted in our Texas workshop

• Lifetime warranty (based on the maker's life, because immortality paperwork is complicated)

• Materials selected through a process that involves way too many spreadsheets

• Free shipping because geography shouldn't determine your access to sharp objects

• Custom designs that make other knives feel inadequate

Our Promise:

We'll never sell you something we wouldn't trust our own lives with. Each piece is crafted with the kind of attention to detail that makes perfectionists need therapy. Whether you're seeking a custom blade, medieval armor that doesn't sound like a wind chime convention, or teas that weren't mass-produced by someone named Earl, you're in the right place.

[Small Print: No Damascus patterns were harmed in the making of this company. The same cannot be said for our sleep schedule.]

Stay connected, because we are the GOAT.

Our Craft Legacy

Custom knives and armor handcrafted with precision in our Kemp, Texas workshop

Warhammer Blades Workshop

18412 Acre Lane

Kemp, Texas 75143

Tel: (972) 757-3730

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